Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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