i just wanna soil my oats bro
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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