I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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