porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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