there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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