You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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