No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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