There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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