Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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