He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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