Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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