I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
ok first of all what the fuck
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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