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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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