I am in a vortex of obligation.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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