Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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