we have officially lost it.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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