I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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