She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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