Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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