Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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