I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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