Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just want to make out with him forever
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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