He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
operation have a gay friend backfired
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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