So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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