sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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