The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
