Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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