I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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