Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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