Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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