i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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