Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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