i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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