Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
