That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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