ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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