One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I stole a fireplace last night.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just had sex on a roof
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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