you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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