Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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