There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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