Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you never un-have a 4some
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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