physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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