If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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