Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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