hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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