we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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