it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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