Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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