yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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