return my video game
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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