Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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