Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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