Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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