Well apparently he's into motor boating.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
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I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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