I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
