question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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