that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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