if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i drank out of a bidet.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
His nipple licking is glorious
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